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David Beckham To Cover World Cup For Yahoo!…Here’s Victoria In Her Underwear

Hey, it can’t be pandering if you don’t know the meaning of the word, right? No, seriously, what does pandering mean? Someone just walked by my desk and told me that’s what this is, but the chick who said it is kind of an uptight, prudish broad anyway, so who cares what she thinks.

Anyhoo, big news regarding a ginormous media conglomerate’s coverage of the ginormous-est soccer tournament on the planet: David Beckham has signed on with Yahoo! Sports to provide coverage of the World Cup for the site. Of course, Beckham’s Achilles tendon injury prevents him for competing for England in the tournament, so what the hell. A few relevant quotes, courtesy of the AFP report:

“Yahoo! will allow me to interact one on one with as many football fans as possible talking about the game I love,” Beckham said in a statement.

“David’s experience in three consecutive World Cup championships combined with his club experience in both Europe and the US gives him a unique perspective on football and the World Cup,” said Yahoo! chief marketing officer Elisa Steele.

Beckham’s presence can be found on the Yahoo!”s brand-spanking-new “David Beckham channel.” And speaking of spanking, I have graciously provided a few more photos of Beckham’s lovely robot wife Victoria for your ogling pleasure below.

And if that’s not enough, I have saved my favorite one for after the jump:

HA HA HA HA HA!! Got you!

You could say this is kind of my version of a Rick Roll, only it should be called a Dick Roll, for obvious reasons. That is, if you’re a fancy boy, which I’m not. But you are.

Beckham teams up with Yahoo! on Cup coverage [AFP]