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• Passers-by were afforded a rare treat of seeing transgendered men shedding their tops to show off their surgically-enhanced breasts at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware. The he-shes initially refused to put their tops back on after the request by lifeguards to do so, but covered up before police arrived. Hoo boy, that’s a whole lotta nightmare fuel right there. [azcentral]

• The minor league baseball Memphis Redbirds honored STDs. [Out of Bounds]

• The Spelling Bee had protesters. [With Leather]

• Count parrots among the animals pumped up for the World Cup. [Detroit4Lyfe]

• Charles Barkley lost to Ricardo the Busboy in “Pop-A-Shot.” [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Tony Parker might have been involved in an altercation with airport personnel. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Luke McCown is well-aware of the fact that he sucks. [Second-String Fullback]

• Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman made out during the Lakers game. [The Slanch Report]

• What kid wouldn’t want a snowboard-shaped cribbage board? [Food Court Lunch]

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