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Enough With The Talk About Blown Calls, Khloe Kardashian Might Be Pregnant!

Finally, a story with some legs that a hard-hitting sports journalist like myself can really sink my teeth into. Now that I have successfully mixed metaphors to a moronic degree, can we please move on to some substantial sports stories, the kind of muck which we low-bred sports bloggers enjoy rolling around in more than anything? At this point, the only blown call I care about is whether or not Khloe Kardashian has the mental capacity and dexterity to pee onĀ  a stick and understand how to properly read the results.

Why? Because she might be pregnant! OMG!

Her hubby, or beardĀ  ( is that what you call a man who marries a woman despite her relative unattractiveness to star in a half-assed reality show? Or would “Attention Gigolo” or “Dumb Bastard” or “Not Thinking Stuff Through Guy” be more appropriate?) Lakers forward Lamar Odom, had this to say regarding rumors that he and Khloe may one day bless our world with the unholy pitter-patter of babies uglier than sin (via ESPN Los Angeles):

I can’t confirm that,” said Odom, smiling. “I don’t think so.”

The report, which first appeared Tuesday on Radar Online, stated Kardashian wanted to keep the announcement secret until it could be announced on their reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Odom, however, said that wasn’t the case.

“She hasn’t told me if she was pregnant,” he said. “I probably would be the first to know.”

You would like to think so, but as pointed out above, that’s not how things happen in the reality show world of insipid fame mongering. Because if I learned one thing, the odds are that if Radar Online reported it, it has got to be true. But if the Odassians really want to hit the mother lode of publicity with this pregnancy, they need to spice it up a bit. Perhaps float rumors that its actually the love child of Tiger Woods who, as part of some community service arrangement, will have Lindsay Lohan as its nanny. Even better, throw in Liza Minnelli and that Surivior producer who allegedly murdered his wife as godparents and they would be on the front page of TMZ for at least a couple of hours.

Odom denies pregnancy reports [ESPN Los Angeles]