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Bud Selig Issues Meaningless Statement, So Here’s A Photo Of Him Picking His Nose

Selig’s statement regarding last night’s Armando Galarraga-Jim Joyce debacle:

“First, on behalf of Major League Baseball, I congratulate Armando Galarraga on a remarkable pitching performance. All of us who love the game appreciate the historic nature of his effort last night.

“The dignity and class of the entire Detroit Tigers organization under such circumstances were truly admirable and embodied good sportsmanship of the highest order. Armando and Detroit manager Jim Leyland are to be commended for their handling of a very difficult situation. I also applaud the courage of umpire Jim Joyce to address this unfortunate situation honestly and directly. Jim’s candor illustrates why he has earned the respect of on-field personnel throughout his accomplished career in the Major Leagues since 1989.

“As Jim Joyce said in his postgame comments, there is no dispute that last night’s game should have ended differently. While the human element has always been an integral part of baseball, it is vital that mistakes on the field be addressed. Given last night’s call and other recent events, I will examine our umpiring system, the expanded use of instant replay and all other related features. Before I announce any decisions, I will consult with all appropriate parties, including our two unions and the Special Committee for On-Field Matters, which consists of field managers, general managers, club owners and presidents.”

Crap, is this statement had any less teeth…I don’t know, insert something Rick Reilly would write here.

Is there any possible way he could shrug off any more of the responsibility to, you know, perform his duties as commissioner? How about some more consulting, perhaps? Maybe the Oracle at Delphi? That monk dude from The Golden Child? Dr. Ruth Westheimer?

Way to stick your neck out on this one, Bud. Shoulda just called the game a tie, you gutless, spineless twerp.

Bud Selig statement on Jim Joyce controversy [SI]