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Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Arthur L. Day Medal-winning morning link dump. Why would a sports blog link dump win a geology award? Because it rocks, get it? Yeah. Send tips, links, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• A 20-year-old Iowa man was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving after witnesses identified him as the man who sped away from a convenience store naked then hit a street sign. His BAC was .189. Nudists are such lightweights. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Rampage Jackson on his role in The A-Team: “Acting is kind of gay.” [Out of Bounds]

• Larry King shot hoops with LeBron James, looked like Montgomery Burns. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Excellent write-up regarding “sports hatred” and the NHL Playoffs. [Puck Daddy]

• How about a little wordplay with everyone’s favorite puck thief, Chris Pronger? [Melt Your Face Off]

• Congratulations to Mark McGwire and his wife on the birth of triplets. Time to start stacking or whatever the hell those steroid people do is called. [Big League Stew]

• Another World Cup, another round of players bitching about the ball. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Somebody alert Joe Francis, MLB umps have gone wild! [TAUNTR]

• Documenting the continuing adventures of Softball Guy. [Joe Sports Fan]

• While doing a radio interview, Dolphins draft pick Davone Bess witnessed a car accident and interrupted the interview to call 911. [Second-String Fullback]

• It’s time for some Mad Libs with Bryce Harper. [More Hardball]

• The top 11 ways to annoy a Lakers or Celtics fan. [Five Tool Tool]

• Here’s a pretty bad ass Philadelphia Flyers air hockey table available for purchase. [FirstCuts]

• Phil Jackson’s mind games as popular board games. [Sports Pickle]

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