Wake N’ Blog: It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Drive Drunk While Naked
Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Arthur L. Day Medal-winning morning link dump. Why would a sports blog link dump win a geology award? Because it rocks, get it? Yeah. Send tips, links, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.
• A 20-year-old Iowa man was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving after witnesses identified him as the man who sped away from a convenience store naked then hit a street sign. His BAC was .189. Nudists are such lightweights. [Yahoo!/AP]
• Rampage Jackson on his role in The A-Team: “Acting is kind of gay.” [Out of Bounds]
• Larry King shot hoops with LeBron James, looked like Montgomery Burns. [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• Excellent write-up regarding “sports hatred” and the NHL Playoffs. [Puck Daddy]
• How about a little wordplay with everyone’s favorite puck thief, Chris Pronger? [Melt Your Face Off]
• Congratulations to Mark McGwire and his wife on the birth of triplets. Time to start stacking or whatever the hell those steroid people do is called. [Big League Stew]
• Another World Cup, another round of players bitching about the ball. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Somebody alert Joe Francis, MLB umps have gone wild! [TAUNTR]
• Documenting the continuing adventures of Softball Guy. [Joe Sports Fan]
• While doing a radio interview, Dolphins draft pick Davone Bess witnessed a car accident and interrupted the interview to call 911. [Second-String Fullback]
• It’s time for some Mad Libs with Bryce Harper. [More Hardball]
• The top 11 ways to annoy a Lakers or Celtics fan. [Five Tool Tool]
• Here’s a pretty bad ass Philadelphia Flyers air hockey table available for purchase. [FirstCuts]
• Phil Jackson’s mind games as popular board games. [Sports Pickle]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill