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According To This T-Shirt, Jared Allen Is Not Fully Evolved

Uploaded by the primitive man himself – more accurately, by someone affiliated with his company, Jared Allen 69 Inc. (Jared’s uncivilized mind likely cannot quite grasp the concept of marketing and product licensing) – this Jared Allen t-shirt is ten kinds of awesome. While it does illustrate that Allen may not have fully evolved as much as his modern hominid counterparts, we all know due to his interest in killing animals that he is clearly a member of a primitive, yet capable, hunter-gatherer society. Which is good.

I’m no human evolution expert, but I would put Allen’s evolutionary development somewhere within the lineages of Homo neanderthalensis and Homo sapiens sapiens. Heh. Homo.