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Wake N’ Blog: Wheelchair Ramps Must Be In High Demand These Days

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Franz Kafka Prize-winning morning link dump due to its “humanistic character and contribution to cultural, national, language and religious tolerance, its existential, timeless character, its generally human validity and its ability to hand over a testimony about our times.” Obviously, it was well-deserved. Send tips, links, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Cordelia Simpson, 34, of Ohio, woke up one morning last week to discover that thieves had stolen the wheelchair ramp outside of her house. No arrests have been made, but John Wright of American Ramp Services has offered to replace the stolen ramp free of charge. with a $4,000 steel one. [MSNBC/AP]

• Fans of tennis player Simona Halep are not adjusting to her smaller chested look very well. [Out of Bounds]

• Love him or hate him, you can’t argue that Chad Ochocinco can sometimes be a real class act. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Alright: man with no arms or legs to swim across the English Channel. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Hilarious: your official headquarters for Shake Weight animated GIFs. [Tirico Suave]

• Twenty-seven interesting thoughts and facts regarding Roy Halladay’s perfect game. [Big League Stew]

• Fan-shot video of the last out of Halladay’s perfect game. [Walkoff Walk]

• Strangest. Basketball. Commercial. Ever. [Pro Basketball Talk]

• Five overused sports cliches that need to go. [The Last Angry Fan]

• The top 15 most embarrassing sports injuries. [Detroit 4 Lyfe]

• The Los Angeles Times went too far with a Paul Pierce stabbing joke. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Alvin Gentry channels his inner Mr. Mackey. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The top 10 NBA Finals puff pieces. [Five Tool Tool]

• Carl Steward of the Oakland Tribune: not funny at all. [Second-String Fullback]

• How Gourmet Spud envisions the negotiations between Bryan Colangelo and Hedo Turkoglu going. [Food Court Lunch]

• The 66 most overrated women of 2010. [Guyism]

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