Sportress of Blogitude

Photo Of Morgan Freeman At Lakers Game: ‘Get Busy Pooping Or Get Busy Dying’

Don’t worry about it, Morgan. As a person ages, it is not uncommon for he or she to gradually lose complete control of their bodily functions.

On the other hand, maybe he was so wrapped up in the game he didn’t want to leave his seat. Oh, how I wish Morgan were here right now so he could narrate in that soothing voice of his what his thoughts were and make sense of it all. Sigh.

And yes, I am aware this is my second throwaway photo post in a row – it’s nearly Memorial Day weekend from crying out loud. And you guys should talk. Look at you – sitting there on your ass at work killing time by reading a half-assed, crappy sports blog, ya jerk.