It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• You’re with me, Leather Chris Berman’s Walk of Fame Star. [Out of Bounds]
• What the stars would look like for the guys from Inside the NBA. [That NBA Lottery Pick]
• Shocking: Antoine Walker has filed for bankruptcy. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• Yankees fan takes a bite out of reporter’s pork chop on the stick. What a rat bastard. [Larry Brown Sports]
• You know you are far too wasted to be at a baseball game when security has to roll your ass out in a wheelchair. [Busted Coverage]
• The Argentinean soccer team will be banging at the World Cup. [The Slanch Report]
• Michael Jordan will be the cover boy for NBA 2K11. [With Leather]
• Hey look! A douchebag Cardinals fan even other Cardinals fans hate. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Dice-K happily endorses the newest hot snack product: Home Plate Nibbles. [TAUNTR]
• Phillies fan goes on hunger strike. [Walkoff Walk]
• If you’re a hockey fan, you better watch the Stanley Cup Finals, jerky. [Puck Daddy]
• Jeez, it sounds like it sucks working for Vijay Singh. [Wei Under Par]
• Hot Wags gallery, anyone? [Uncoached]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Venus Williams: ‘I Only Wear Outfits My Dad Picks Out For Me’
Happy Memorial Day weekend, everybody. The Sportress will be back kicking ass and taking names on Tuesday. Be safe out there – a lot of kooks out on the road.