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Wake N’ Blog: My (2,000 Calorie) Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard

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• I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! And then I may have a massive coronary, if it is the 2,010 calorie, artery-clogging Cold Stone PB&C milkshake, which is “made with peanut butter, chocolate ice-cream and milk, contains 68 grams of saturated fat and 153 grams of sugar,” or the equivalent to eating 68 pieces of bacon. Hey, why didn’t they put some bacon in it? That was awfully shortsighted. [Yahoo!/Reuters]

• The German team is primed and ready for the World Cup after pounding their under-20 junior team 24-0. [Out of Bounds]

• Natalie Gulbis played a round of golf with Ben Roethlisberger, referred to him as a “good guy.” Huh. Must not have been out drinking with him yet. [Wei Under Par]

• Alabama head football coach Nick Saban took on Texas head football coach Mack Brown in Jenga, Hungry Hungry Hippos. Really. [EDSBS]

• If you think the Flyers are huge underdogs to the Blackhawks, you better think again, buddy. [Puck Daddy]

• Cubs fan catches ball in beer, proceeds to drink beer. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Is Zach Randolph the NBA’s version of Nate Newton? Why? Is Zach Randolph fat or something? [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Landon Donovan and Jozy Altidore SportsCenter commercial. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The top 10 reasons the Magic will complete their comeback against the Celtics. [Five Tool Tool]

• Here are some amusing sites that were rejected for the Super Bowl. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• University of British Columbia student hits an unbelievable 25 on the back nine at a tournament. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Some Padres players would like to bring back the “Swinging Friar” logo, apparently. [Joe Sports Fan]

•Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio hugging. Nice. [Busted Coverage]

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