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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Officials at Major League Baseball will stop at nothing to wipe all images of Evan Longoria’s wang from teh internet, even if that means holding Longoria’s wang for ransom. Okay, I made the last part up. [Out of Bounds]

• Tiger Woods got cockblocked, y’all! [With Leather]

• Vince Vaughn is the celebrity mascot for the Chicago Blackhawks. But does he want to want to be the celebrity mascot for the Chicago Blackhawks? [Puck Daddy]

• Virgin Mary condoms and more play into the KSK Fantasy Football/Sex mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Detroit Lions: still cheerleader-less. [Detroit4Lyfe]

• Here’s some wicked cool slo-mo video of a golf ball getting hit at 140 mph. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Let’s have some fun with Steve Phillips! [SimonOnSports]

• Here’s what it’s like to play golf with Dubya, without the cocaine. [Wei Under Par]

• Sharvarish and Mandeep discuss “Ball Busters” for SNY. Funny stuff. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Here is a fantastic and in-depth breakdown regarding the right way to heckle. Good job, guys. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Ozzie Guillen and Joe West star in 3:10 To Cleveland. [TAUNTR]

• An ode to the G20. [Food Court Lunch]

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