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GAH! Ginormous, Mutant Yankees Are Terrorizing Downtown Minneapolis!

SWEET CHRIST! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, RESIDENTS OF MINNEAPOLIS!

I don’t know how it happened. Atomic radiation mutation, steroids, whatever, but how are the “small market” Twins supposed to compete on the same level as these monstrous, perversions of Nature? They are nearly as tall as the friggin’ skyscrapers, for crying out loud! The uneven matchup was perfectly evident once again yesterday as the Twins dropped two to the Yankees when the curse moved west from NYC and is now wreaking havoc in downtown Minneapolis.

What kind of diabolical madness is this?

HOLY CRAP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE ARE TWO MORE OF THEM!!! TAKE COVER, MINNESOTANS!

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE DESTRUCTIVE PAT AND MAYHEM OF THE KING KONG YANKEES!!!

Yes, I am aware this entire post is an incredible reach and pretty dumb, but what were you expecting?  Something intelligent? Move along, Sally.

The Yankee hex comes to Target Field; Twins lose two [Star Tribune]