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Wake N’ Blog: Committing Credit Fraud For Bigger Boobies Is The Tits

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It has got time and money for girls covered with honey, it will lie and aspire to be as cunning, reeling and rockin’ and rollin’ B size D cup, order the quarter deluxe, why don’t you wake up? And furthermore, send me some tips at weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Shatarka Nuby, 29, of Tamarac, Florida, wanted bigger breasts and thinner arms. So she did what any sensible woman would do: commit credit fraud. The “U.S. Postal Service says she and an accomplice committed fraud so she could have more than $9,000 of cosmetic surgery. The accomplice posed as Nuby’s cousin and paid for the surgery using a stolen identity, court records show.” What a bunch of boobs.! [AZ Central]

• Huh? A high school coach was fired for sexting his 20-year-old college girlfriend. [Out of Bounds]

• Great take on the New York-ersey Super Bowl… [Shutdown Corner]

• …and here’s an excellent point/counterpoint. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Episode 1 of  Timmy and Bus: “Escape from the Unicorn Club” is far out, man. [TAUNTR]

• In terms style, Maria Sharapova far outclasses Venus Williams. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Stan Van Gundy and Doc Rivers can motivate by clapping with the best of ’em. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Wh0 wants to go on a cruise with Rick Dempsey? Anyone? [Walkoff Walk]

• A building in need of a copy editor. [The Sporting Blog]

• Who in the hell are the Tampa Bay Lighting? Great job, ESPN.com. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Fear not, my friends, Dennis Rodman is still alive. [With Leather]

• President Obama talked hoops with TNT. [The Baseline]

• Hideki Irabu is alive and well…and driving while hammered. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• The Top 10 reasons Tiger Woods will not get an automatic Ryder Cup berth. [Five Tool Tool]

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