It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Former NBA player Calvin Murphy claims the rumor that Delonte West nailed LeBron James’ mom is true. [You Been Blinded]

• “I think my ball went into the trees right about…JESUS CHRIST! THERE ARE BEARS ON THE GOLF COURSE!” [Out of Bounds]

• My pals at FHF preview Game 3 of the Flyers-Canadiens series. Go Habs! [Four Habs Fans]

• Speaking of which, here’s a sexy lady speaking French about the Montreal Canadiens or something. [Busted Coverage]

• The old Giants Stadium pressbox got torn down and here is the video. So there you go. [With Leather]

• Mike Francesca would like to know if you drive an “Austin Martin.” Only when I’m in the state capital of Texas, Astin.

• Yay! Another edition of “This Tweet In Baseball.” [Walkoff Walk]

• Attractive golf writer (Stephanie Wei) interviews attractive golfer (Beatriz Recari). [Wei Under Par]

• White trashy Cardinals fan showed up to a game with one of those parole bracelets. It really tied the outfit (featuring a dirty wifebeater) together. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Maria Sharpova signed some boy’s balls? That’s perverse! [Bob’s Blitz]

• Awesome Washington Nationals shirt. [FirstCuts]

• The new World Cup ad features Homer Simpson? [Mouthpiece Blog]

• Marmalard returns! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: When You Get Older You Learn To Appreciate The Moments When You’re Not Skittering Away (By A Roach)

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