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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• DEAR GOD. Worst skateboard crash ever. [With Leather]

• The people protesting Phil Jackson and the Lakers are idiots. [Rumors & Rants]

• Fantastic write-up by the great Dan Levy regarding the direction ESPN appears to be headed. [The Sporting Blog]

• NBA Lottery drinking game, anyone? [Hardwood Paroxysm]

• See? We actually do have hot women up here in Minnesota besides Loni Anderson. [Busted Coverage]

• Tiger wants Elin to sign a lifetime confidentiality agreement. [Out of Bounds]

• More Tiger news: the gambling site Bodog has offered Woods a $100 million contract to revert back to his old, sex addicted ways. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Ben Roethlisberger attends a charity golf tournament. [Waggle Room]

• Adam Schefter and Chris Mortensen in “Lunch.” [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Now, here’s a way to make soccer interesting. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Roy Jones, Jr. barely beat a chicken in Tic-Tac-Toe. [PSAMP]

• Here is an explanation why the NHL opted for doubleheaders to open up the Conference Finals. [Puck Daddy]

• Kickboxing Orangutans? Kickboxing Orangutans. [Uncoached]

The Onion Headline of the Day: If We Don’t Stop Childhood Obesity, Our Fat Toddlers Could Become Fat Fucks

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