Sportress of Blogitude

Catch-All Category

Wake N’ Blog: Kung Fu Grannies Trained To Open Up A Can Of Whoopass On Would-Be Rapists

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It is 100% self-funded, so donations are welcome. As you are well aware, there is a lack of quality blogging on the interwebs, but we cannot continue to provide wonderful programming like “Nightmare Fuel”, “It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?” and “Chicks, Man” without your support. With every donation, you will receive a stylish S.O.B. tote bag as a gift. In the interim, tips are welcome and encouraged. Please send in care of

• Due to a recent scourge of rapes of women over 60 in the dangerous Korogocho slum in Nairobi, Kenya, an elderly woman is now training potential victims in hand-to-hand combat. Good for them. Keep kicking ass, grandmas. [MSNBC/AP]

• Video of shirtless streaker guy from the Rays game on Saturday. [Busted Coverage]

• Mariano Rivera actually blew a save inside the friendly confines of Yankees Stadium yesterday. [The Sporting Blog]

• The Flyers looked damn good during their shellacking of the Habs on Sunday. [Puck Daddy]

• Speaking of which, Paul Revere and Robert Newman react to the Flyers’ historic comeback against the Bruins. [Melt Your Face Off]

• LeBron and Calipari to the Bulls rumors are beginning to pick up steam. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Some Bret Michaels doppelganger is playing on the European Tour. [Waggle Room]

• Yay! Interleague play makes its triumphant return this week! [Hardball Talk]

• Holy moly, a lot of people from the sports world were born on this day. [Joe Sports Fan]

• The top 10 reasons a Super Bowl will one day be held in New York. [Five Tool Tool]

• Butter Chicken is not pleased with Canadian fast food joint Swiss Chalet. [Food Court Lunch]

• Congratulations to Rima Fakih for winning the Miss USA pageant. [Bob’s Blitz]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Study Reveals Dolphins Lack Capacity To Mock Celebrity Culture