It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• A peeping tom got the crap beat out of him by woman’s MMA fighter husband. [Out of Bounds]
• Buzz Bissinger loses his mind, threatens the proprietor of this blog. [Bob’s Blitz]
• During a celebration, a guy in a motorized wheelchair storms a soccer field. [With Leather]
• MYFO is bringing back the classics. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Before you know it, all MLB players will come to bat with teeny-bopper music. [Walkoff Walk]
• More on this. Andy Hutchins takes a crack at matching MLB players to their teeny bopper at-bat music. [The Sporting Blog]
• Sexy Friday, anyone? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Nice LeBron “Nope” shirt. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• Ten awesome beer pong tables. [Uncoached]
• When volleyball gets really sexy, it’s a good thing. [Unathletic]
• Brilliant: He-Man singing 4 Non Blondes. [Guyism]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Lawrence Taylor Asks Exactly Which 16-Year-Old Prostitute Reporters Are Talking About
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