It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Remember that large-chested hottie from the University of Texas Undie Run we briefly addressed here yesterday? Turns out she was an impostor. Big deal, she still had fantastic breasts. [Busted Coverage]
• A word to the wise: never fall asleep on the bus while playing baseball in Venezuela – unless you don’t mind crapping your pants. [The Sporting Blog]
• Stu Scott is as stupid as the other side of the pillow or something after he referred to the Nationals as the Nazis. [Tirico Suave]
• South Africa has a whole lotta whores. [Bootlegger Sports]
• My buddies and former comrades at MYFO are pleased with the outcome of the Canadiens-Penguins series, just like me. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Epic Headline Fail by ESPN. [Joe Sports Fan]
• This could very well be the stereotypical Cardinals fan. [Walkoff Walk]
• Mike Ditka was on-hand for a commercial shoot earlier this week for the new Tiger Woods video game. [Devil Ball Golf]
• The wacky world of NBA free agent recruiting websites. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• Six badasses from TV that would be fun to have a drink with. [Guyism]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: Study Reveals Dolphins Lack Capacity To Mock Celebrity Culture
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