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• David Medford, 37, of Medford, Oregon, invited three women, one of them his former girlfriend over to his home. That’s when things got a little out of hand. From azcentral.com: “Stockton got angry and told them to leave, police said. He fired up his Poulan chainsaw and ran the 18-inch blade along the passenger side of the small sport utility vehicle, denting and scraping it, then poked the blade through the passenger side front seat window, Boudreau said.” Awesome, yet terrifying. Even more awesome, yet terrifying? His mug shot:

Ha. He looks like one of my relatives. [azcentral]

• 12-year-old boy wins $400 in PBA event. My guess is it was all that Wii Bowling. [Out of Bounds]

• Sammy Sosa is back to his usual skin tone. [Busted Coverage]

• Nice: model ball girls for tennis. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Tim Donaghy is back in the news. Yippee. [Hardball Talk]

• Suck it, A-Rod: Dallas Braden did the Top 10 on Letterman. [Bugs & Cranks]

• Former Red Wings executive allegedly likes kiddie porn. [Detroit4Lyfe]

• Cheer up, Canucks fans: even though your team was eliminated last night, at least you will always have the lamest hip hop anthem ever. [Puck Daddy]

• Remember that story about those Tiger Woods irons that were for sale on eBay that he supposedly used during his Tiger Slam? The story has taken an interesting turn. [Devil Ball Golf]

• You have got to check out twoeightnine’s new Steve Nash t-shirt. [Ball Don’t Lie]

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