It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• My colleague Rick Chandler has brought back Minor Enterprise from his Deadspin days. It’s great stuff. [Out of Bounds]

• My pal LeNoc has prepared a very special Game 7-themed NSFWednesday for our enjoyment. [Melt Your Face Off]

• There are now reports that Ken Griffey, Jr. was crying in the clubhouse, not sleeping. Jebus. [Big League Stew]

• Yay! FCL finishes the headline! [Food Court Lunch]

• A Cleveland Cavaliers fan was so mad last night he had popcorn flying out of his mouth. [Busted Coverage]

• You know all those videos showing prospects jumping out of pools and up into truck beds? Here’s a hilarious video of when one of those attempts goes wrong. [With Leather]

• Cripes. Ken Burns is doing another documentary about baseball. [Walkoff Walk]

• Maria Menounos was sexily talking smack on ESPN earlier today. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Tracy Morgan made an appearance in the booth during a Baltimore Orioles game. [The Sporting Blog]

• The Albert Pujols Dress, anyone? [Joe Sports Fan]

• Five qualified candidates from the sports world for the Supreme Court. [Sports Pickle]

• SSF got some mail! [Second-String Fullback]

• Here’s some LOLs from Game 5 of the Celtics-Cavaliers series. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Hubba hubba: Jason Kidd’s girlfriend has been named Playmate of the Year. [The Slanch Report]

• The Cornell basketball team sang Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” Yikes. [Outside the Boxscore]

•The Onion Headline of the Day: Yankees Hat Purchased

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