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• Scientists studying the colossal squid Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni have discovered that it is not the fierce hunter it was suspected to be. Instead, it just lays around and waits for its prey to swim by. Said marine biologist Rui Rosa: “It’s a squid that weighs half a ton with hooks in its tentacles, but our findings show it’s more like just a big blob.” That’s real classy. Have they ever considered the squid’s feelings? Name-calling hurts. [MSNBC]

• The mayor of Boston better brush up on his Boston sports knowledge. [Out of Bounds]

• LPGA golfer Erica Blasberg was found dead on Sunday. She was 25. [Wei Under Par]

• Hank Haney has resigned as Tiger’s swing coach. [You Been Blinded]

• A fantastic compilation of the dumbest sports fans ever. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Ken Griffey, Jr. is old, sleepy. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Hilarious: JaMarcus Russell’s Raiders career in pictures. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Notre Dame golfer claims she hit a 30 on the front nine during a tournament as a goof and surprisingly, the little joke backfired on her. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Butter Chicken goes over ridiculously simple things he never knew. [Food Court Lunch]

• Pitching great John Smoltz’s bid to qualify for the U.S. Open fell short. [Hardball Talk]

• BC needs someone to bake a 21st birthday cake for Kevin, the site’s intern. Help ’em out. [Busted Coverage]

• Detroit Pistons backup performs “Roses” by Outkast. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The top 10 reasons Ken Griffey, Jr. should retire. [Five Tool Tool]

• Kobe Bryant needs to hire a new stylist or something. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

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