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If He’s Not Dead Yet, Bret Michaels Will Be Rocking Tropicana Field In September

Oh my God, Look What The Cat Dragged In.

Given the guy has barely evaded death something like six times in the past three months, the Tampa Bay Rays might want to have a contingency plan in place for the evening of September 25th, because fans won’t be looking for Nothin’ But A Good Time when rocker (you always have to preface his name with “rocker”) Bret Michaels is scheduled to perform on the last night of the Tampa Bay Rays’ concert series.

Unfortunately, Dierks Bentley’s performance has been bumped to June 12th to accommodate the Poison frontman’s schedule. Like I know who in the hell Dirks Bentley is. The name of that band sounds like I’m trying to explain to you what kind of British car Dirk Nowitzki drives.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go listen to Open Up And Say…Ahh! for the first time in ten years. And you know what? I bet “Fallen Angel” still has the raw power ballad power to get to me. I’m a sensitive guy that way.

Win big, mama’s fallen angel
Lose big, livin’ out her lies

Oh, you’re still here? The post is done, man. Beat it.

Bret Michaels to rock Trop after Sept. 25 Rays game [Tampa Bay Online]