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Wake N’ Blog: Man Is Convicted Of Crime After Shooting Himself In The Crotch

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• David Leroy Blurton of Colorado was convicted of illegal discharge of a firearm, “prohibited use of a weapon — drunk with a gun” and reckless endangerment after shooting himself in the groin. Blurton claims the gun went off while he was defending himself from a mugger but the court didn’t see it that way. Jeez, the guy just shot himself in the crotch, convicting him of a crime seems like overkill. [Yahoo!/AP]

• A very nice gallery of attractive college girls from ASU’s Undie Run. Yeah, like you’re not going to click through. [Bootlegger Sports]

• New England Patriots cheerleaders love their Tiger Woods sex doll. [Out of Bounds]

• This is one confused broad right here. [Total Pro Sports]

• WFAN’s Mike Francesca should be suspended for journalistic fraud due to his patently false comments regarding the Lawrence Taylor case. [Bob’s Blitz]

• A Chick Hearn rap? A Chick Hearn rap. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Kyle Orton stands to be the big loser in Denver because of the Passion of the Tebow. [Second-String Fullback]

• CBS was the big winner in the “Best Dallas Braden Perfect Game Headline Contest.” [Joe Sports Fan]

• One guy’s ranking of the 10 best stand-up comedians of all-time. Good stuff. [Guyism]

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