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Wake N’ Blog: Oh My God, Lord Jesus Christ Got Run Down In Massachusetts!

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It’s a rainy day up here in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. Perfect blogging weather if there is such a thing. Alright, I’m babbling. Send tips, links and submissions to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• A man named Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car while crossing the street in Northampton, Mass. Christ, 50, is from Belchertown, which I assume is a very gassy city. Really, there are way too many ways to go with jokes about this one, so I’ll leave it alone. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Al Sharpton, rocking a Los Suns jersey. [Out of Bounds]

• The Arizona State Undie Run happened. [Busted Coverage]

• ESPN screwed up again. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• It’s KSK Sex/Fantasy Football mailbag time! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Dan Levy interviewed Will Leitch about his new book, Are We Winning? [The Sporting Blog]

• Tiger Woods actually golfed pretty well yesterday. [Wei Under Par]

• The Chicago-Vancouver mayoral bet regarding the outcome of the Blackhawks-Canucks series is super lame. [Puck Daddy]

• The top 10 takeaways from the most recent Milton Bradley mess. [Five Tool Tool]

• Cleveland broadcaster’s meltdown about the Indians is epic. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Holy crap. Ultimate nightmare fuel. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Which sports biopic would you like to see Robert Downey, Jr. star in? [Steady Burn]

• Will JaMarcus Russell ever start another NFL game? [Larry Brown Sports]

• Will Ferrell might have pulled some pranks at a minor league ballpark last night. [Big League Stew]

• Five awesome fan reactions. [Uncoached]

• The six worst Christian bands of all time, and that’s really saying something. [Guyism]

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