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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Dear God. My old friend LeNoc has cooked up an extra special batch of NSFWednesday in honor of Cinco de Mayo featuring Scott Gomez. Hoo boy. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The Bengals asked an NFL draft prospect if he was gay. Well, was he? [Out of Bounds]

• Great headline (Dan Snyder Could Take the Fun Out Of ‘Functional Alcoholic’) and even greater write-up. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• In the very first 24 hours of the contest, some guy from Alabama won a million bucks after pitching a perfect game on MLB 2K10. [FirstCuts]

• Getting all the memes about the Players out of the way in one fell swoop. [Waggle Room]

• Speaking of which, Tiger had a bit of the case of swamp ass during a practice round. Gross. [The Slanch Report]

• You can buy a pair of game-worn Chase Utley underwear if that sort of thing gets you off. Once again, gross. [The Last Angry Fan]

• The 20 most WTF sports couples. [Sports Pickle]

• You know that strong vagina lady? Of course you do. Here’s some more video of her performing vaginal feats of strength (SFW). [Total Pro Sports]

• The first two chapters of Chuck Palahniuk’s new book. Swet. [FilmDrunk]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: (Video) Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

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