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It Seems Germany Is Entering An Ass-Kicking Contest And Looking For Backup

Hey, who hasn’t looked for some ass at one point or another, but this is ridiculous. First of all, the entire country of Germany needs a backup booty call butt right now? And just for the World Cup? Hasn’t the news of all the sex trade workers invading South Africa reached Deutschland?

Alright, alright. That’s enough. I see what really is going on here.

Heh. The guy’s name is Butt.

Yes, I lack sophistication and a mature sense of humor. But admit it, you laughed at it. And this time – for once – it wasn’t the nitrous oxide. Enough with the Hippie Crack, dude. You’ve had enough.

Germany to call up Butt for World Cup [USA Today]
Germany needs Butt as reserve [Toronto Sun]