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Anna Kournikova, Martina Hingis Reuniting For Some Sexy, Ball-Whacking Action

Uh-oh. I think I might have just committed an unforced error – in my pants. I can hardly be blamed considering I just learned that the former number one doubles team in the world – Anna Kournikova and Martina Hingis – will be getting back together to compete in the senior doubles at Wimbledon this year.

Yep, you read that right. Kournikova, 28, and Hingis, 29, are considered old enough to participate in “senior” tennis events. It is probably for this reason that women’s tennis was voted the most popular sport in a poll of readers of Underage Asian Sex Tours magazine. So I’ve heard.

“I’m so excited to be returning to the UK to play doubles with Martina again,” said Kournikova. “This tournament has always held a special place in my heart, and it will be a great honor to play on the courts of Wimbledon again. I’m looking forward to having a lot of fun.”

“Anna and I have had a lot of success together and I look forward to being reunited with her at Wimbledon,” said Hingis.

Speaking of success, picturing Anna and Martina together in the dressing room getting loosened up before their match by engaging in an impromptu tickle fight would cause me to have a lot of success as well, if you know what I mean. You see, I’m a degenerate gambler and there was some sweet prop bet action on that possibility.

Martina Hingis and Anna Kournikova to be reunited for double act at Wimbledon [The Telegraph]