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Wake N’ Blog: I Bet He Did It For The Pussy – German Man Marries Pet Cat

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. After putting out some fires yesterday with my damn Google Reader account, it looks like we’re ready to roll for the week. If you happen to be a proprietor of a site you think I should add to my Reader or know of a blog I should be paying attention to, shoot me an e-mail at weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. Thanks.

• A German postman has married his obese cat, wanting to be joined together in holy matrimony before the cat dies. “Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed,” said Uwe Mitzscherlich. “Our hearts beat as one — it’s unique!” Yeesh. That ain’t right. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• Is Tiger Woods’ life falling apart? Yes, yes it is. [Out of Bounds]

• Speaking of the disgraced golfer, Tiger Woods blackface is now huge in Sweden. [Busted Coverage]

• Donovan McNabb: huge fan of Justin Bieber. No idea who he is? Good for you. [With Leather]

• Fake Pittsburgh Pirates mascots are goofy. [PSAMP]

• An Alexander Ovechkin figurine made an appearance on Meet the Press. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• If you have a spare $250K, you can buy a set of clubs Tiger used during his Tiger Slam. [Waggle Room]

• Tom Brady’s hair is getting a little bit creepy. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Two cops from the Windmere Police Department were employed by Tiger Woods at the time of the Thanksgiving accident, one of whom was the second cop at the scene. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• The Top 10 consequences of the sale of the Texas Rangers. [Five Tool Tool]

• Tony Romo was photographed with Zach Galifianakis at that White House dinner thingy. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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