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Wake N’ Blog: She Must Have Been Starving – Woman Bites Man After He Calls Her Fat

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Friday already, eh? This week just flew by. It makes me kind of wish ABC’s TGIF lineup was still in effect, because nothing caps off a week of work like substandard network programming. If you would prefer to actually read something interesting as opposed to me rambling on about crappy television, send me a tip at weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• 21-year-old Anna Godfrey of Lincoln, Nebraska was arrested on suspicion of felony assault regarding an incident at party where a 24-year-old man allegedly called her fat. Godfrey did not take too kindly to this and promptly bit a chunk of the man’s ear off. Fat people. You can’t trust them. [MSNBC/AP]

• After all these years, the San Diego Chicken is still the most popular mascot. Sometimes you cannot improve on perfection. [Out of Bounds]

• Remember GUTS, that whacked-out show on Nickelodeon? Take a trip down memory lane and relive the magic. [Amphibious Sports Duo]

• Mark Twain once said, “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Sadly, Matt Millen has never heard that quote. If he had, he would have probably just said Mark Twain’s mom was a hooker. [Shutdown Corner]

• If you want to help name the new UFL team, you better do so quickly. Who knows how long it will be around. [With Leather]

• Audio of that Eminem diss of Ben Roethlisberger. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Top 11 reasons Jeff Feagles is retiring. [Five Tool Tool]

• It’s KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag time! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Ric Flair + South Carolina = Greatest Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket Ever. [The Big Lead]

• The New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox are not the most hated teams in baseball. I question the legitimacy of this study. [The Sporting Blog]

• Derek Fisher is not a Waffle House brawler. Why would he go and do something like that? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Indeed, it truly has been an interesting first month of the baseball season. [Fanway]

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