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(Sigh) The First Time Tiger Gets Heckled, It’s A Damn ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke

Yes, Michael Scott would have been proud, but with all the buildup, all the possibilities and directions a wisenheimer could go with the first substantiated heckle of one Tiger Woods, it’s a “That’s what she said” bit. And to make matters worse, it was in response to some dickhead yelling “Get in the hole!”

It occurred earlier today on the 10th green at Quail Hollow Championship (in a tournament Tiger is likely not even going to make the cut at, even). The New York Daily News has the disappointing details:

Woods was in the process of missing a five-foot putt for par when two spectators acted in concert: After the first fan first yelled, “Get in the hole!” the second called out, “That’s what she said!”

Charlotte police and course security attempted to track down the hecklers but were unsuccessful as they apparently fled from the green scene.

And they didn’t catch them either? That sucks. One would suspect it would be fairly easy to track down two ham-fisted mouth-breathers easily distracted by bright, shiny objects. The fact that they have the mental capacity – or lack thereof – to lock themselves inside a Porta-John probably doesn’t hurt either.

Tiger Woods gets heckled for first time since comeback at Quail Hollow Championship in Charlotte [New York Daily News]