Last Call: Hummer Edition

When I first came across this story, I was mortified. Why would there ever be a last call for hummers? Everybody likes them and are a great means of birth control, almost better than pulling out. So when I found out it was about those oversized pieces of crap six-miles-to-the-gallon tank-cars, I was thankful.

I guess what I am saying is I would never pay money for a hummer, but I would gladly take one for free. I’m not sure which one I am referring to now. Huh.

On to the usual dog and pony show.

Blogetizers

• Antoine Walker’s Ex Evelyn Lozada NSFW Boobie Photos Made SFW [Busted Coverage]
• You Can’t Eliminate Me, I RETIRE! [Melt Your Face Off]
• Fred Smoot has a dream of Waffle Houses in Washington D.C. [Shutdown Corner]
• Letterman: ‘Leno’s a Boob’ [Warming Glow]
• Burger King to sell delicious Mickey Rourke burgers [FilmDrunk]
• LOLNFL: The NFL Draft [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• ‘My Mom Is Not A Prostitute’ [With Leather]
• Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles [The Onion]

The Entree

• Want To See The Worst Game Show Ever? [A.V. Club]

Scenery

• Sometimes It’s Better Not to Ask Why [Uncoached]

Sorbet

• Lisiane Pires

And for the ladies…

Perez Hilton!

Don’t push ladies, there’s enough Perez to go around for all of you!

What? He’s gay? No way.

Alright. Do what you do.