It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Big Ben has issued a very personal, heartfelt statement…most likely written by his publicist. [Mondesi’s House]

• When he was six-years-old, Ricky Williams’ dad took naked photos of him. Ouch. [With Leather]

• Apple won’t allow an iPhone app that shows the latest Tiger Woods editorial cartoons, but previously OK-ed a President Obama one. [Out of Bounds]

• Dennis Haskins, a/k/a Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell, was at the Baseball Hall of Fame. That guy is everywhere. [Walkoff Walk]

• Taking a look at 30 years of funny names of horses that have raced in the Kentucky Derby. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Fresh off his successful campaign as manager of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Kurt Rambis is going to add his coaching acumen to the Lakers playoff coverage on Fox Sports West. [The Fabulous Forum]

• Phil Jackson referred to Ron Artest as a “naïve, innocent lamb.” Alright. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Now here’s an awesome Ben Roethlisberger t-shirt. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• South Alabama baseball team videotapes themselves shirtless and dancing. Hoo boy. [Busted Coverage]

• Video of a bullfighter getting gored in the groin by a bull. Once again, hoo boy, but in a completely different way. [Sports Rubbish]

• Red Wings fans who threw octopi onto the ice during Game 2 of Detroit’s series with Phoenix got taken to jail for their shenanigans. [Puck Daddy]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Fan Incredibly Disappointed To Learn Player’s Favorite Book Is The Bible

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