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He Kissed A Boy And He Liked It, The Taste Of His Brother’s Chapstick

This was never the way he planned
Not his intention

He got so brave, hand in hand
Lost his discretion
Its not what, he’s used to
Just wanna try him on
He’s curi-ous for him, caught his attention

He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his brother’s chapstick
He kissed a boy just to try it
I hope his boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean he’s in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
(He liked it)

No, he knows they are the same
It doesn’t matter
He’s his experimental game
Not human nature
It’s not what draft picks do
Not how they should behave
His head gets so confused
Hard to obey

He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his brother’s chapstick
He kissed a boy just to try it
I hope his boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean he’s in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
(He liked it)

Those twins are so magical
Same genes, same looks, inadmissible
Should try to resist,
So taboo, not permissible
Should try to deny it
It’s a big deal
It’s incestuous

He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his brother’s chapstick
He kissed a boy just to try it
I hope his boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean he’s in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
(He liked it)

What? Katy Perry rules, dude. Get with the program. And she’s quite the lovely lass to boot. Sure, not as irresistible as that lady sitting next to Maurkice Pouncey, who, besides terrifying a stunned nation, was also drafted by the Pittsburgh Steelers last night, but still.

That’s a whole lotta woman right there, man.

Here’s the video in case you somehow missed it.

Hoo boy.

The Maurkice Pouncey Kissing His Brother Screencap You Have To See [Busted Coverage]
DON’T EVER CHANGE, INTERNET [EDSBS]
Steelers Draft Pick Kissed His Twin [With Leather]