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Wake N’ Blog: You Can’t Even Tell A Guy He Stinks Without Getting Punched Anymore

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Who’s excited for another thrilling Thursday? No one? I’m not either. Oh well. Send tips to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• An irate customer threw batteries and punched an employee of the Bellingham, WA Cost Cutters after the worker confronted him about how much he reeked of ass. You see what you get for doing someone a favor these days? Crazy. [MSNBC/AP]

• Wolfie, Jr., that mascot that fell off the top of the dugout last week? Don’t worry, he’s fine. [Out of Bounds]

• A writer from St. Louis said the Rams will go 8-8 next season and I don’t think he was joking. [Second-String Fullback]

• Brian Davis discusses the penalty he called against himself in the playoff against Jim Furyk on Sunday which cost him $400K. [Waggle Room]

• Introducing the hottest college volleyball player, Victoria Adelhelm. [Busted Coverage]

• NBA groupies are advertising in the Personals section of the USA Today. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Regis Philbin loves his Pittsburgh Pirates. And not crapping his pants. I’m not sure which one he loves more, though. [Mondesi’s House]

• The season is all but finished for the Montreal Canadiens after losing to the Caps last night, and to say that these guys are none too pleased would be a drastic understatement. Angry, angry men. [Four Habs Fans]

• The Top 10 takeaways from the Ben Roethlisberger suspension. [Five Tool Tool]

• The only five realistic ways to kick internet porn. [Uncoached]

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