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Wake N’ Blog: This Caterpillar Cannot Help But Talk Out Of Its Ass

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Wow, 4/20. You kicked my butt. There’s worse things, but I got a wicked case of the stupids this morning. Help me out today and send tips and death threats to

• Heh. This caterpillar talks out of its butt. The Drepana arcuata scrapes oar-like structures on its ass against leaves to communicate. You can read more about this peculiar creature, but allow me to use one term from the story, simply for my own amusement: anal structures. [MSNBC]

• Here’s a Tiger Woods bobblehead you will be hard-pressed not to purchase. [Out of Bounds]

• A complete listing of NFL’s prime time games for the upcoming season. [Awful Announcing]

• Speaking of which, the five potentially worse prime-time games on the schedule. [Shutdown Corner]

• Marty Turco is sponsoring research about goalies? What a strange, strange world. [Melt Your Face Off]

• I guess we should have seen Lorena Ochoa’s retirement coming. [Waggle Room]

• Yay! Another FCL finishes the headline post! Whee! [Food Court Lunch]

• Today in 1982, Rollie Fingers saved his 300th game. Still love the mustache. [Joe Sports Fan]

• It sure seems that the LeBron James/Michael Jordan comparison is becoming more and more apropos. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• The Top 10 reasons Donovan McNabb wants the Redskins to sign Terrell Owens. [Five Tool Tool]

• The Charlotte Bobcats have a playoff song. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The interesting evolution of 20 corporate logos. [Uncoached]

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