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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Middle school track and teabagging. You can’t have one without the other. No, I am not going to sit down over there. [Out of Bounds]

• The Blackhawks are getting torn a new one by its fans and the media after losing to the Predators last night and going down 2-1 in the series. [Puck Daddy]

• Warning: Evan Longoria will steal your girlfriend. Well, not if she’s ugly. If she’s homely, I think you’re safe. [Bootlegger Sports]

• So, Lorena Ochoa retired. She’s a golfer. [With Leather]

• What in the hell was Dwyane Wade wearing last night? [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Cleveland Indians love bloggers. [Walkoff Walk]

• Gary Bettman has gone mad with power. [Melt Your Face Off]

• New Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll is providing hints about what Seattle plans to do in the draft by referencing songs. Yes, that really is as stupid as it sounds. [The Sporting Blog]

• Would you look at that? Ron Artest has another new hairstyle. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Former Michigan football player robbed a pizza delivery guy. [Guyism]

• Ben Roethlisberger is like the friggin’ goose that laid the golden egg for the guys at KSK. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Ozzie Guillen hates the cable company, tweets his frustration with them. [Mouthpiece Blog]

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