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Wake N’ Blog: Spitting In Cop’s Whopper? Not The Best Idea

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• A sheriff’s deputy in Washington stopped in the Vancouver, WA Burger King for a meal. After having an “uneasy feeling” about one of the employees, he inspected is Whopper and found a big snag. DNA testing confirmed it was one of the Burger King employees and now the cop is suing the franchisee for $75,000. DNA testing will get you every time. Also, spitting in a cop’s food. Not good. [MSNBC/AP]

• People who write about the St. Louis baseball team resort to “cards” references way too often. [Joe Sports Fan]

• What’s the deal with Carmelo Anthony’s goofy Nike commercial? [Ball Don’t Lie]

• MYFO points out an error on the front page of NHL.com this morning. [Melt Your Face Off]

• PGA golfer Brian Davis gave himself a two-stroke penalty during a playoff hole against Jim Furyk in the Verizon Heritage, which cost him his first Tour victory. Classy move. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Heh. His jersey has “JIZ” on it. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• The 2010 of the USC Song Girls swam with a fat dude. [Busted Coverage]

• The Top 10 small school NFL draft prospects. [Shutdown Corner]

• Baby Hulk Hogan is a great photo to start off the week with. [Total Pro Sports]

• So, there was some sort of brawl after an MMA bout this weekend. [Outside the Boxscore]

• An amusing collection of caption fails from TV news. [Uncoached]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Chinese Factory Worker Can’t Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans