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Wha? Steelers’ Gay Colon Tenders? What Does That Even Mean?

Sure, that’s not how it might read to you, but every once in a while, my skipawordisitis flares up. and I need some assistance making sense of words. Laugh all you want, but it is a very debilitating condition. I’d like to see you try to write a book report for Where The Red Fern Grows only reading every other word.

All I thought was, “Man, that Ben Roethlisberger will screw anything.”

And yes, between the “gay colon tenders” and the Where The Red Fern Grows reference, I actually am in 4th grade.

STEELERS’ SPAETH, GAY AND COLON SIGN TENDERS [TSN]