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• A girl bathing in the water in the Upper Amazon in Peru recently had a two-inch, fanged leech pulled out of her nose. Named Tyrannobdella rex, it has a single jaw with “ferociously large teeth” and is sure to give you nightmares. Photo of the creepy crawler in the link. [MSNBC]

• When misplaced priorities happen: Dallas high school builds $60 million stadium. [Out of Bounds]

• The security at Dodger Stadium beat up some dude. [Walkoff Walk]

• Superb work done by the fellas over at The Gally Blog where they attempt to pair up prominent sports bloggers with characters from The Godfather. Huh. I’m not in there. I see how it is. [The Gally Blog]

• The 10 most intimidating athletes in the world. [Guyism]

• Crikey! Some Australian footballer got knockedafuggout. [With Leather]

• People in D.C. named their child after Alexander Ovechkin. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• The release of witness statements regarding the alleged sexual assault incident did not improve Ben Roethlisberger’s image. [The Sporting Blog]

• Ryan Leaf got 10 years probation for his criminal, druggie behavior. [Busted Coverage]

• Jimmy Kimmel has outsourced his Tiger Woods joke writing to a call center in India. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Is it time for the city of Buffalo to finally experience some good fortune and win a Stanley Cup. This guy says yes. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

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