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It’s Funny Because The Mascot Suffered Severe Brain Hemorrhaging

The poor bastard will never entertain a minor league crowd again. Or wipe his own ass without assistance. Sad.

Courtesy of YouTube uploader guy:

The Reno Aces, Triple-A affiliate of the Arizona Diamondbacks, played an exhibition game against the University of Nevada at Aces Ballpark to kick-off the 2010 season. Between innings, the Aces mascot, Archie, and University of Nevada mascot, Wolfie, danced atop the dugout for fans. Wolfie started his dance atop the dugout. He finished his dance inside of it.

Wolfie, we all hope for your speedy recovery. And Archie? The guy’s a total mess now. Who knows if he will ever amuse the fans with his cunnilingus-esque shenanigans (video after the jump) ever again?

Yeah, the kids love him, but the players’ wives love him even more.

[H/T With Leather]