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A-Rod: ‘All Right, Mr. DeMille, I’m Ready For My Close-Up’

Well, it probably didn’t go down exactly like the classic scene from Sunset Blvd. when A-Rod struck a pose to model his brand new, glamorous World Series ring, but I can assure you there was at the very least an increased level of douchetardery involved.

All I know is it’s because of photos like this that Rodriguez is completely deserving of Gourmet Spud’s “Punchable Faces” treatment over at Food Court Lunch.

“We didn’t need dialogue. We had faces!”

[H/T Big League Stew]