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Wake N’ Blog: Sing My Song, Puff All Night Long, As I Burn Down My House With A Bong

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. We’re back on a regular morning schedule here after my sojourn over at With Leather.  Once again, I’d like to thank PUNTE for the opportunity. Send tips, etc. to Thanks.

• A 30-year-old man using alcohol to clean his bong accidentally burned his house down in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Wait – make that trailer – he burned his trailer down. That makes more sense. A county investigator stated that the man was “distraught and suffering from a drug addiction.” Yep. [MSNBC/AP]

• Singer Scott Stapp of Creed notoriety will single-handedly ruin the season of the Florida Marlins. [Walkoff Walk]

• Was Lane Kiffin not actually the worst hire of the decade? [The Sporting Blog]

• Awesome: college teammates used to refer to Tiger Woods as “Urkel.” [Out of Bounds]

• Mavalanche energy drink will kick your ass, in parody form. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• The Babes continue to crank out excellent MLB season previews in Haiku form. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Why adding another Sunday Night Football game is a bad idea for the NFL. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Conan singing Radiohead’s “Creep.” [Warming Glow]

• Animated gif of a monkey doing push-ups. It’s oddly hypnotic. [Total Pro Sports]

• These guys are not big fans of Twins second baseman Orlando Hudson and his comments regarding Jermaine Dye and Gary Sheffield. [More Hardball]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Video: ‘Cosmopolitan’ Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man