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Nightmare Fuel

Photo Of Female University Of Missouri Fan Is The Pits

Hairy pits, to be exact. Sweet mercy, that is whole eyeful of nightmare fuel right there. I don’t mean to be crass (okay I do), but my balls just crawled up inside my body cavity for safety.

Who knows? Maybe she’s French or something. Either way, lady, you might want to reconsider raising your hands because you sure as shit ain’t Sure.

Pleasant dreams, kiddies.

[H/T Joe Sports Fan]