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Double Your Pleasure: S.I. Cheerleader(s) Of The Week Are Twins

I don’t know about anyone else, but I just got myself a hankering for some Doublemint gum.

The gods have smiled upon today, my friends, as this week’s edition of S.I. Cheerleader of the Week features Michelle and Alexandra Montesino, lovely twin lasses shaking their asses and attending classes at Florida International University. Wunderbar! Or, in honor of the Montesino’s Cuban heritage, très bien!

This is the second occasion since I have been profiling obsessing over S.I.’s college cheerleader profiles that FIU has been featured. You may recall the busty Vanessa Marrero from last October. If not, you should definitely re-familiarize yourself with her here.

After the jump, a considerable photo gallery for your viewing, er, pleasure and a few tidbits about Michelle and Alexandra that reveal they are much more than twins in appearance.

These girls do not share the same genetics, but for the 20 Questions, they appear to share the same brain. The same sexy, tan brain.

My best physical feature is:

Michelle: My legs. I’ve danced ballet for about ten years and the rehearsals and technical training have definitely paid off.

Alexandra: Definitely my legs. I’ve been dancing since I was 5 years old and you can definitely see a lot of muscle definition. It is something that I’m very proud of because it shows my strength and dedication to dancing.

Legs, indeed. I’ll second that erection. Emotion.

If you looked at the “most played” songs on my iPod, you’d see a lot of:

Michelle: Country songs! I’m Cuban-American, but I must have been a cow girl in another life.

Alexandra: I love country music because the lyrics are so meaningful; I often relate them to my life experiences. I also enjoy dancing hip-hop and having fun cheering on the sidelines.


The shows I DVR/TiVo are:

Michelle: I can’t ever forget to DVR my Spanish soap operas.

Alexandra: I love watching Spanish soap operas. I know they tend to be very cheesy and over dramatic, but I love all the twists and finding out what happens at the end. It also helps me practice my Spanish.

My favorite Web Sites are:

Michelle: Facebook.

Alexandra: I love Facebook and keeping in touch with old friends. It is also a great source of networking and a way of meeting new people. I don’t think people realize how useful Facebook is.

I’ll give them a face to book! Literally.

My favorite people to follow on Twitter are:

Michelle: I don’t have a Twitter account, but if I did I’d definitely follow Mark Wahlberg.

Alexandra: I don’t have a Twitter account.

Mark Wahlberg? I got a “good vibration” for ya! Wow, I’m going to run out of “I Got” a (blank) for you!” lines.

I’d want my last meal to be:

Michelle: A lobster dish.

Alexandra: A nice lobster dish.

To be honest, even if I were forced to, I wouldn’t be able to choose between Michelle and Alexandra. I know it’s shellfish.

Three things I’d take to a desert island are:

Michelle: Deodorant, soap and my iPod. I cannot live without my music.

Alexandra: Deodorant, soap, antibiotics.

Huh. Taking your iPod or antibiotics to a desert island…that’s a sticky wicket right there. Deodorant and soap are good, though.

Finally, for the “worst date I’ve ever been on” question, only Michelle answered. That’s odd.

Michelle: I was on a date with a nice young man who did nothing more than rave about his pet snake and his camping adventures!

Who did she go out on a date with? The Buffoon?

Cheerleaders of the Week: FIU’s Alexandra and Michelle Montesino [Extra Mustard]