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Wake N’ Blog: The DUI On A Lawnmower I Can See, But Stealing A Fishing Pole? That’s Wrong, Man

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Today will be the last day of late starts due to my morning shift over at With Leather. I’d like to thank Josh (a/k/a Punte) for the wonderful opportunity. I had a blast. Send tips to weeedgainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Jimmy Graham Jr., a 30-year-old man from East Tennessee (where else?) has been arrested and charged with DUI after Athens police pulled him over and he failed a field sobriety test. But more heinous than that is he has also been charged with stealing another man’s fishing poles. Isn’t anything sacred in this messed-up world? [MSNBC/AP]

• Good bye, Big Ben beef jerky. [The Sporting Blog]

• Tiger Woods will miss his daughter’s 3rd birthday by playing in the U.S. Open. I’m sure the $100,000 worth of “guilt” presents will more than make up for his absence. [Trailing Tiger]

• When the interests of nerds and sports fans collide: Slave Princess Leia dancing cheerleaders. [Out of Bounds]

• The 11 worst athletes turned actors in sports history. [Street Level]

• Citi Field’s new bar is for winners only, I guess. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• MYFO continues their whimsical playoff previews. Today: Coyotes-Red Wings. [Melt Your Face Off]

• KSK’s Better Know A Draft Pick feature sets its sights on Dez Bryant. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Today in 1941, Pete Rose was born and bowl cuts would never be the same from that point forward. [Joe Sports Fan]

• A simulation of the NHL playoffs by EA Sports has the Chicago Blackhawks winning it all. To be fair, somebody created an NHL 94 version of Jeremy Roenick. [Puck Daddy]

• Twenty statements from bar skanks that could land Ben Roethlisberger in even deeper trouble. [Guyism]

• Ten takeaways from ESPN’s Allen Iverson documentary. [Five Tool Tool]

• A gallery of ten bad ass foosball tables. I want all of them. [Uncoached]

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