It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Even my status as a total homer does not prevent me from saying that something ain’t quite right about the Kirby Puckett statue outside of Target Field. [Out of Bounds]

• The highly anticipated return of Tommy from Quinzee. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• How times change: at one point, Ben Roethlisberger was hitting this fine piece of tail. [Guyism]

• The lovely Sania Mirza celebrated her recent nuptials to some cricket player by getting her arms tattooed. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawk is eschewing the traditional playoff beard for a playoff mullet. [Puck Daddy]

• You can now make toast with your favorite team logo on it. Finally! [With Leather]

• Jermaine Dye is a pretty popular baseball player right now despite not, you know, playing baseball. [Walkoff Walk]

• If you got the cash, you can purchase an authentic green jacket from Augusta. [Devil Ball Golf]

• ESPN baseball writer Rob Newyer has no idea clue what he is talking about. [Bugs & Cranks]

• Is it technically streaking if a person is dressed up as a Furry? Who cares? It’s hilarious. [Busted Coverage]

• So, are Tiger and Elin getting divorced or not? Would they please make a goddamn decision already? [Trailing Tiger]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Lakers Great Karl Malone Inducted Into Hall Of Fame