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Wake N’ Blog: It Is Said That ‘Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold’

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Apologies once again for the late start, as I just completed the early shift at With Leather. I suppose you could say I’m kind of like that Fred the Baker guy from the old Dunkin’ Donuts commercials, except for Fred’s rampant pedophilia. So I’ve heard. Send tips to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• A man has been charged with drunk driving after smashing into the car driven by a judge who spared him jail time in a 1998 drunk driving case. The judge, 86, and his wife, 82, were both injured in the crash. I suppose the judge has now learned the mercy is for the weak, or at the very least, look out for wasted habitual drunk drivers. Or something. [MSNBC/AP]

• A kindergarten classmate of Tiger Woods has now surfaced who also refutes the golfer’s story about experiencing racism. They are like maggots, these people. [Out of Bounds]

• You can buy the jumpsuit thingy that Tiger caddy Steve Williams wore when Woods won the 2005 Masters for only $3,200. [FirstCuts]

• Country singer Jessie James is Reggie Bush’s new girlfriend. Damn, that guy can pull some nice tail. He must have a good personality or something. [Busted Coverage]

• Apparently, used hockey jerseys are big in Liberia. [The Sporting Blog]

• The 10 silliest pro wrestling characters of all-time. [Guyism]

• The Phoenix Coyotes fan-inspired “Throw the Snake” movement is gaining momentum. [Puck Daddy]

• “Evil Parallel Universe” reacts to the news that Ben Roethlisberger will not be charged. [Kissing Suzy Kolber ]

• You better apologize to Ben Roethlisberger, if you know what’s good for ya, at least according to a writer from the Beaver County Times. [Second-String Fullback]

• The Top 10 reasons Santonio Holmes was traded by the Steelers. [Five Tool Tool]

• Recommended playoff beard etiquette courtesy of LBS. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Why is Shaq singing Rick James song in a wig? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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