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Phillie Phanatic Dresses Up Like Lady Gaga, Admits To Being A Hermaphrodite

The horror…the horror.

Rumors have circulated for years regarding not only the sexual orientation of the Phillie Phanatic , but also its gender. Fear not, true believers, it appears those reports that the Phanatic may have a little “more than meets the eye,” so to speak, can finally be confirmed after he/she dressed up as Lady Gaga on Monday and danced to her mega-hit, “Bad Romance.”

Video after the jump.

Nice moves. But to be fair, as we are all well aware, simply listening to Lady Gaga does not make you, um, you know – one of them “fancy boys.” Take me, for instance. I’m as straight as they come. Just because a guy tucks his privates between his legs and shimmies in front of a full-length mirror to “Paparazzi” does not make him a weirdo. And no, I’m not talking about me, ya jerks – I don’t even have a full-length mirror in my house.

[H/T The700Level]