Wake N’ Blog: Makes Sense: Man Drives Drunk To Prison To Serve Sentence For DUI
Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It’s a red letter day here in the Land of 10,000 Lakes at the Minnesota Twins open brand-spanking new Target Field today with a nationally televised game (if it doesn’t rain, that is – right now? Looking a little dicey) against the Boston Red Sox at…3:00? The hell? That’s real nice for all of us working stiffs. Well, I don’t actually do any real work, but still. Send tips to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com
• He might as well get one last buzz in, right? A 42-year-old Vermont man showed up to prison to serve a two-day sentence for DUI drunk as a skunk and was ultimately arrested for another DUI. [MSNBC/AP]
• Jim Carrey took a shot at Elin Nordegren via Twitter on Friday, claims she had to be “a willing participant” in the cheating. Next up, Amy Mickelson’s so-called cancer. What’s he smmmmmokin? That’s a Mask joke. Rocky Dennis rules. [Out of Bounds]
• Let your cold, dead heart warm up a little bit and admit it was a nice moment when Amy and Phil embraced after he won. [Devil Ball Golf]
• The Toledo Walleye totally kicks ass over Detroit’s octopus. [Larry Brown Sports]
• YAY! LOLMLB is back. Thanks, fellas! [Walkoff Walk]
• I have no idea what the Sacramento Kings’ Tyreke Evans-themed video entitled tHarmony. [That NBA Lottery Pick]
• Blogger is also a Tim Lincecum impersonator. [Bugs & Cranks]
• Texas Stadium got all blowed up! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Do you want to win a date with Jeremy Shockey? You do? Homo. [The Last Angry Fan]
• The four most annoying female sports fans. Only four? [Uncoached]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: Post Office Extends Hours To 3 A.M. To Attract Late-Night Bar Crowd