It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Will Ape Boxing in Thailand ever get the respect it deserves? Most people say, “No, no it won’t.” [With Leather]

• I’m glad someone else brought this up: what was the deal with Ryan Moore and that goofy tie he was wearing during the Masters? What a dweeb. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Sure, Roethlisberger won’t be charged with sexual assault, but the good times might still be just beginning for him. [Shutdown Corner]

• My buddy Hextall454 recounts his experience of watching his beloved Flyers clinch a playoff spot on the last day of the season. [Melt Your Face Off]

• And so it begins: Tiger Woods Toothgate. [Out of Bounds]

• Florida head coach Urban Meyer goes where he wants when he wants. [The Big Lead]

• Peter King actually typed the word “redonkulous.” And that’s not ever the worst part of his column. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• An unbiased review of what watching the Masters in 3D was like. [FirstCuts]

• Barry Bonds opens up to reporter. [Walkoff Walk]

• James Madison University had a party this weekend. Things got a little out of control . [Busted Coverage]

• Sexy clips from Brazilian games shows and talk shows. [Uncoached]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: NASCAR’s Drive For Diversity Program Successfully Hidden From Fans